Im so tired of being a pushover.
I guess that's what my job kind of entails. And i love my goddamned job, for now. I hate that we're wearing these stupid collared shirts and slowly becoming motherfucking Applebee's(which is one of the lowest quality restaurants you can go to, by the by). This isn't about my job, really. I am totally dedicated to serving each and every person that walks through that door, and by now I am mature enough to not be a bitch back. HAHA this driver the other night was being yelled at by a manager because he was rude to a customer, and SERIOUSLY said "She was rude to me first." HAHA. So, if any of yall get into the service industry, it's fun, but don't be a dick to people. I know people will be dickish to you, but be the bigger person.
What am I talking about. Oh yeah, well first Im going to rant about these stupid FUCKING FRESHMEN who came in last night. All you freshmen in the dorms think you're hot shit now because mom and dad don't have to take you out to eat, you can walk up the hill to Loco's! OMG GUYS WE'RE ALL BY OURSELVES! BUT WAIT! What's this??? WE'RE NOT!!! WE'RE ACCOMPANIED BY OUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh well. Goody gum drops. Oh here comes our waitress. She looks tired, I wonder if it's because it's 15 MINUTES UNTIL THIS PLACE CLOSES. Nah. Okay, so let's waste her time by getting some chz fries and a kid's order of chicken strips. W00t. Man pych exam tomorrow will be hard. I bet our waitress doesn't go to school. She has this job because shes white trash. OH WAIT SHES NOT EVEN WHITE AND SHE IS NOT MAJORING IN ONE THING BUT TWO THINGS OH SNAP IM STUPID. Oh my jesus in heaven, why did she charge us for blue cheese??? I thought extra dressings were free. Well, since she's doing her job and making us pay an extra $.59, I guess we should stiff her! LOL THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY SHE'LL BE SO PISSED!!! INstead of being able to study tonight she'll get no tip from us cool freshmen who made her stay late!!! LOLZ!!1
But I got a free beer out of it because the bartender saw I was annoyed, so whatever. Im only bitching about this because 99 percent of MY customers are satisfied. Elated, actually. It's only once in a while that I get stupid kids let out into the world AWL BY THEYSELVEZ and they don't understand anything. Just so you know, I've been doing this for a while, and Im pretty fucking good at it. If you're going to be obnoxious and not tip, go to McDonalds. They get paid minimum wage.
Don't get me wrong. I love my job. There are so many perks I cant even talk about some of them. But anyway, what Im saying is Im tired of doing for others so much. I dont mean my friends, I mean people who pretend to be my friends so they can get rides or homework from me, I can't tell you how many people be all sweet to me to get notes from me THIS SEMESTER. No more. Go to class, asshole.